Hypatia Kosh
2004-06-18 03:50:09 UTC
"If you were to assemble a crew of the most homosexual Spave Crew to pilot a
Kamikazee space vessel into the heart of a collapsing black hole, who would
you choose? NOTE: I am not saying that the actors are gay, or even that
their characters are supposed to be gay. I am just saying they strike me as
the queerest from the various casts.
Captain: Kathryn Janeway, who seems to have that closet-dyke military
officer character down to a science. Wouldn't a Janeway-Tasha Yar Lesbo
relationship have been cool?
Yep! But did you miss Janeway/Seven? In a way we got it.Kamikazee space vessel into the heart of a collapsing black hole, who would
you choose? NOTE: I am not saying that the actors are gay, or even that
their characters are supposed to be gay. I am just saying they strike me as
the queerest from the various casts.
Captain: Kathryn Janeway, who seems to have that closet-dyke military
officer character down to a science. Wouldn't a Janeway-Tasha Yar Lesbo
relationship have been cool?
First Officer: Chakogay, otherwise known as the Mexican "Indian"
impersonator who embodies the misguided female ideal of a Perfect
Man... during the 1980s era. Or Alan Alda's bastard son. Either way, he is a
prime candidate to swing both ways if not completely gay.
yeah, he sucked.impersonator who embodies the misguided female ideal of a Perfect
Man... during the 1980s era. Or Alan Alda's bastard son. Either way, he is a
prime candidate to swing both ways if not completely gay.
Helm Officer: DATA- not the first gay robot, as C-3PO beat him off on that
distinction.
Information Droid- C-3PO the first gay robot.
Tactical Officer- ODO "I can have a vagina if I shape-shift" Wow, that guy
has to be one of the creepiest combinations of ugly & weird. Anyone want to
let him babysit your male children?
Kira was pretty gay too, so I think Odo/Kira makes a lot of sense.distinction.
Information Droid- C-3PO the first gay robot.
Tactical Officer- ODO "I can have a vagina if I shape-shift" Wow, that guy
has to be one of the creepiest combinations of ugly & weird. Anyone want to
let him babysit your male children?
There's some scene where they're alone together and he turns into
glowing filaments.
Security Officer: Tasha "Don't call me BRENDA" Yar, who has yet to come out
of the closet; but has yet to have any acting role in which she can
convincingly pretend to be involved with a man.
Or convincingly act. Oops, did I say that?of the closet; but has yet to have any acting role in which she can
convincingly pretend to be involved with a man.
I thought Denise Crosby was married, though.
Operations Officer: Wesley "I look like John-Boy, but queerer" Crusher.
No way, man. Weasely Crusher is just a normal pukeatronic straightteen. Well, except for that thing with the Traveler...
Chief Engineer: Scotty "I'm not gay, just drunk" who looked like one of
those old "Uncle Charlie" type of grandfatherly homosexuals.
Scotty? Yoo ha' go' to be kidding me, mon!those old "Uncle Charlie" type of grandfatherly homosexuals.
Medical Officer: That bald holographic doctor? Jeesus, that guy had "flaming
homo" written all over his backside! Isn't she married to the guy who does
the home-decorating show on HGTV??
LOL--TRUE!! And he's into opera!homo" written all over his backside! Isn't she married to the guy who does
the home-decorating show on HGTV??
Miscellaneous Homosexuals: Whoopi Goldberg as the holier-than-thou bar
tender on STNG.
Nah, you're just saying that because she played a lesbian in "Boys ontender on STNG.
the Side" (a terrible movie, btw).
What about gay guest characters and actors?
GARAK! Hel-LO! Fag alert!Bashir, to a lesser extent. Funny how he spends more time with Garak
and O'Brien than he does with women, and how he never did really try
to hard to get women to sleep with him--he just wanted them to
acknowledge his overweening superiority.
Hmm, who else is gay? Spock seems sort of gay--he gets really bitchy
with Rand, as if they're having a catfight over Kirk. But later on in
the show he starts getting chicks.
Heh, that Metron from "Arena" was a mary. Also Trelane and Q. Hell,
all the superbeings on Star Trek are screaming homos.